Benjamin Capitano

“I fear I may be drunk” “That is not a little man” “My brand is European **** boi” “I love a man with a little dingy” “Really funny” “European ****boys, not a lot of ****ing. Just European boys now.” “See how heaven plans” ****** “It’s a wrap” “Oh! Oh! Start Paddling!” “Meow” “We find our pillow, did you??” “No more wrap!” “Don’t be gentle, it’s a rental” “Hail to the wrap” ****** “Wenches be wenching” “I love being sailed” “Are we your favorite group?” “A flappy sail is an unhappy sail” “The girls, the gays, and the daddies” “Are you a gay, a dad, or a girl? No? Then get away” “Dock the dingy!” “Not these melons!” “Mamma needs her cigarettes”

“Fast as **** boiiiiii” “Quite sad the watermelon was still my roomie” “Go piss girl” “I want my horizontal time”

“Trying to be humble, but I think we are hilarious” *alarm sounding*”We’re sinking!” “What are you sinking about”*canon of laughter* “Ben, you are the vibe!” -Lisa “Yammie de flammie!” -Sophie about her cocktail “I spotted Sara’s slipper!” “You’re here with women? Next time you come back with 10 men. Black men!” -petrol man